Imagine that Z-Day has passed and you're one of the lucky ones that have survived the initial onslaught. You've retreated into the mountains, away from civilization, in hopes of finding a stronghold to wait out the outbreak. Growing more confident, you start venturing around the hills and discover a nice, inviting lake...
Q. Should you go swimming?
A. NO! There could be zombies in there! What the heck are you thinking!? You'd be lucky if it's only a piranha chomping at your toes! Zombies probably aren't smart enough to swim, so you might be safe in deep water (because they'd be far below you on the bottom), but when you're close to the shore, all bets are off! Zombies can hold their undead breath for an eternity. That means they could be fully submerged and you probably won't be able to spot them very easily.
Bottom line: If you must go swimming, stay out of the shallow water. Otherwise just avoid the water and you won't become one of the undead...
Q. Should you go swimming?
A. NO! There could be zombies in there! What the heck are you thinking!? You'd be lucky if it's only a piranha chomping at your toes! Zombies probably aren't smart enough to swim, so you might be safe in deep water (because they'd be far below you on the bottom), but when you're close to the shore, all bets are off! Zombies can hold their undead breath for an eternity. That means they could be fully submerged and you probably won't be able to spot them very easily.
Bottom line: If you must go swimming, stay out of the shallow water. Otherwise just avoid the water and you won't become one of the undead...
3 comments:
Great advice!
Have you seen this? Zombie shooting targets so we can perfect our aim before they come!
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/zombie_shooting_targets_now_av.php
Great find, Cinema Obsessed! I've seen targets before, but they were B&W and kind of cheesy. These are much better... Thanks!
if this is true you have save ten lives or more my school friends think im insane but ill show them thans for thisblog dude
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