Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

1. Military-style backpack (lots of pockets to hold all the stuff below)
2. First-Aid kit (although, if you get bit/scratched, you’re probably a goner already)
3. MREs or other compact food supplies (you’ll still have to eat… until you’re converted or you're dead)
4. Canteen, for water (you might be in hiding for several days before getting to water)
5. Iodine (to cleanse the water of potential zombie virus)
6. Magnetic induction, shake flashlight (LED preferable, zombies hate LEDs!)
7. Mirror (to check for breath… no breath = zombie)
8. Good running shoes (zombies aren’t slow like in the movies, you’ll be running a lot)
9. Bullet Proof Vest (let’s face it, bullets are going to be flying when chaos erupts)
10. Machette (Axes, while effective, are much too unweildy – aim for the head)
11. Flare Gun (as a last ditch effort to signal for help)
12. Deck of cards (you’ll need something to do while you’re in hiding)
13. Caffiene pills (so you can stay awake in dangerous areas)
14. Bleach (to mask the smell of your blood – zombies can track blood for miles!)
15. Change of clothes (you’ll need to change into something while washing out the blood)
16. Night vision goggles (so you can see the zombies at night, obviously)
17. One or more guns (I’ll cover this later…)
    
    I many have overlooked something. Any other suggestions?