Texting While Driving = Zombie Driving

With only 1,217 days remaining until Z-Day, it's not often I spend time thinking about things not Zombie related, then again what isn't Zombie related?

A controversial British PSA (WARNING, VERY GRAPHIC) provides an example of what can happen when drivers are distracted.

This issue has me thinking two things...

1. This blog is all about survival and if you die before Z-Day, you stand no chance of surviving Z-Day at all.

2. On Z-Day we can expect out of control motorists and accidents. Probably worse than this video. In other words, highways will not be safe for travel from infected areas (more on this later).

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

1. Military-style backpack (lots of pockets to hold all the stuff below)
2. First-Aid kit (although, if you get bit/scratched, you’re probably a goner already)
3. MREs or other compact food supplies (you’ll still have to eat… until you’re converted or you're dead)
4. Canteen, for water (you might be in hiding for several days before getting to water)
5. Iodine (to cleanse the water of potential zombie virus)
6. Magnetic induction, shake flashlight (LED preferable, zombies hate LEDs!)
7. Mirror (to check for breath… no breath = zombie)
8. Good running shoes (zombies aren’t slow like in the movies, you’ll be running a lot)
9. Bullet Proof Vest (let’s face it, bullets are going to be flying when chaos erupts)
10. Machette (Axes, while effective, are much too unweildy – aim for the head)
11. Flare Gun (as a last ditch effort to signal for help)
12. Deck of cards (you’ll need something to do while you’re in hiding)
13. Caffiene pills (so you can stay awake in dangerous areas)
14. Bleach (to mask the smell of your blood – zombies can track blood for miles!)
15. Change of clothes (you’ll need to change into something while washing out the blood)
16. Night vision goggles (so you can see the zombies at night, obviously)
17. One or more guns (I’ll cover this later…)
    
    I many have overlooked something. Any other suggestions?

Welcome to the impending Zombie Apocalypse!

Greetings, fellow survivalists! After studying virology for the past two decades, including DNA modeling and engineering, I can no longer remain silent about the impending genetically engineered zombie outbreak. Over the next several weeks/months, I plan on disseminating important information on how to identify, survive, and even thrive after a Zombie Apocalypse.